Claire is crying & Jessie is thriving because it’s the end of summer. There’s a shift we all feel this time of year: it’s time for back-to-school shopping, saying goodbye to our summer flings (or lack thereof), and pulling out those bulky sweaters ready for your own hibernation. This month we're bringing back a fan fav, a live blind date! And we're taking it up a notch to include an obstacle course! Then we'll chat with a real live young & cool lady to help us be as chill as winter. Come for the embarrassment, stay for the laughs.
Bonjour! Hola! Guten Tag! Ni Hau! We're giving up on America and looking overseas for better dating options. This month we’ve put together a panel of our favorite foreigners to discuss dating customs from all corners of the world and decide where our next vacation needs to be. We’re also exploring dating shows too crazy for America and might even fill out applications for each other. You don’t want to miss!
It’s finally summer and we’re having flashbacks to summer camp! Oh those were the days. When our biggest concern was what we packed in our bags versus how much baggage we have. Friends ruled and boys drooled at camp so we’re honoring how special friends are to us all. Who else can make us feel better over sugar & alcohol after all our bad dates! We’re thrilled to have the always fabulous Jenna Marucci (Jenna & Aileen Think You're Great) join us for crafts & scary campfire stories AND a professional wingwoman to help us, help each other!!
Join us for a good ole time where we'll be dreaming of s'mores, no bug bites, and just one decent date.
We're still together after 1 full year!! This is the longest & most successful relationship Claire or Jessie have ever been in. To celebrate such a momentous occasion, we’re looking back at the past year to learn from the chances we took and the self sabotaging choices we repeatedly made. A certified matchmaker, Amy Van Doran from Modern Love Club will help Claire repair her broken picker, an eligible bachelor will be subjected to a live blind date with Jessie for all to watch, and many more surprises! We’ll laugh, we’ll learn, and we all might just fall in love. Just kidding. That will never happen.
Get down with the NSTAL ladies at a live Throwback Thursday! It’s Claire’s birthday so we’re throwing it all the way back to her birth decade by playing The Dating Game! So groovy, baby! Three very special guests will be playing for the date of their lives that will take place on stage for all to see. And don’t you worry about the losers, we have a party planned that’s to the max! Can you dig it?!
It’s Spring Break BABEEE!! We never did the typical Panama City Trash Break in college (shocking, we know) so it’s time to let our freak flags fly! We’ve put together a show that has all the craziness of a foam party but with a lot less stickiness. You don’t want to miss a night of bikinis (on shirts), test tube shots (of wine), & a couple very special guests!
We’re doubling down this month because V-Day is our D-Day and we also happen to have double Ds. Shockingly, we found 2 men to go on a BLIND DOUBLE DATE with us ON STAGE! We have games to play, secrets to expose, and personalities to love.
Because there’s no such thing as too many available men, SINGLE MEN get in free! So ladies, join us. Couples & coupled are welcome too. Just keep your "happiness" to yourselves.
Xochitl Mayo (UCB, Who Made The Potato Salad?)
WE'LL BE ON FACEBOOK LIVE! We’ve heard the call of the meteorologists and decided tonight is a snow day! What do people in love do on a snow day? WATCH ROMCOMS! If you already have cabin fever, join us tonight as we watch some clips from our fav romcoms and talk about how optimistic we are for the new year and new love.
Jessie & Claire realized their issue with finding love MUST be because they were never formally debuted! Finally this month, the world will know that they are indeed eligible for marriage or at the very least, dating with their very own debutante ball. And because no woman can be trusted to present herself, Jessie’s father & Claire’s Best friend are traveling to NYC to escort them for the event of the season!
AND back by popular demand, a live blind date!
Robert Jolles (acclaimed speaker & best selling author, Father)
Brooks Alford (Nashville, Bestie)
Claire & Jessie have been in the game for a long time and have scored plenty. But they’re far from winning. They’ve been playing offense and defense but no matter the side, the ball keeps fumbling. This month they’re calling a time out to huddle with their coach, International Dating & Relationship Expert, Hunt Ethridge (huntforadvice.com). Hunt will review their failed plays and run some drills before sending them back to the line of scrimmage.
(All football references are hereby exhausted. Wait, one more...)
HALFTIME with the brilliantly hilarious…
Michelle Collins (The View, Bachelor in Paradise: After Paradise)
There’s a chill in the air, the leaves are turning, and our drink of choice has switched from rosé to a hot toddy. That can only mean one thing…it’s the start of cuffing season! But for Claire and Jessie, it just means more alone time with a few more layers. :-/
Bring your chosen cuff or come looking for one, we’re going to have a friggin blast at this month’s show. Come find out if Claire and Jessie bring their handcuffs so we can all really lean into the season.
A Blind Date!
Tarot Card reading with Kristy Belich
Tom Cowell (Writer, Comedy Central)
Have you ever wanted to go on a blind first date or talk to an ex in front of a crowd? Jessie and Claire are going to do both for your entertainment!
This month we have a very special night of couples. Jessie will have a blind first date, we'll hear from a happy couple, & Claire will chat with an ex about why they didn't work. All of that AND stories, you say? It's true! You'll have so much fun, you'll leave with a story to tell your grandkids or at least your deli guy.
AND since Jessie & Claire are desperate, single guys get in FREE!
the first date:
Chris Metcalfe & Jessie Jolles
the happy couple:
Kelsey Bailey (UCB Harold Night, Here & Queer)
and Kelley Quinn (Power Hour, Straight Marriage)
Justin Perez (Undie Party)
Join storytellers and terminally single ladies, Claire & Jessie, as they share some of their ridiculous love mishaps and ask some of New York's finest storytellers to share tales of love, loss, and hopelessness.
You'll laugh, you'll cry (with laughter), and you'll probably be hit on by the desperate hosts. Overall it'll be a jolly good time.
This month we have the amazing:
Chelsea White (MTV's Girl Code, Ghosted Stories podcast)
Rasheda S. Crockett (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, U OK? podcast)
Join storytellers and terminally single ladies, Claire & Jessie for their inagural show as they ask some of New York's finest storytellers to share tales of love, loss, and hopelessness.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you may be hit on by the desperate hosts, but overall it will be a jolly good time.
This month we have the amazing:
Babe Parker & Leo Martin